26 December 2008

Quotes That would let you think

A

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and has started growing in the middle.

Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the flame of a single candle.

Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Always try to be modest. And be darn proud of it!

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

B

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.

Blessed are the pessimistic for they hath made backups.

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.

C

Children may close their ears to advice, but they keep their eyes open to example.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

Cleaning the house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it's stopped snowing .

A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.

A company is known by the people it keeps.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

The customer is always right but not always pleasant.

D

Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Duct tape is a lot like the Force. It has a Dark Side, it has a Light Side, and it binds the galaxy together…

E

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Endeavor to so live that when you die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Every time I think I've hit the bottom, someone lends me a shovel.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lessons afterwards.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

F

Few women admit their age, Fewer men act it!

A filing cabinet is where papers get lost alphabetically.

Four-word story of failure: Hired, tired, mired, fired.

G

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like a slacker.

A good test for conversation: if you wouldn't write it and sign your name to it, don't say it.

Good resolutions are often checks drawn on an account with insufficient funds.

The great essentials of happiness are something to do, something to love and something to hope for.

H

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

The haves and the have-nots can often be traced back to the dids and the did-nots.

The highest reward for man's toil is not what he gets for it but what he becomes by it.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand….

I

I don't exaggerate. I just remember bigger than most people.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

I have a mind like a steel trap - rusted open.

I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on tape somewhere.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If both of us thought alike, one of us would not be necessary.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

IF Pro is the Opposite of Con, What Is The Opposite of Progress? Congress!!

If you're going in the wrong direction, God allows u-turns.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to… expect an answer you don't want to hear.

If you don't learn from your mistakes, what's the point of making them?

If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you were somebody else, would you want to be friends with you?

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

It has been determined that research causes cancer in rats.

It is harder to conceal ignorance than to acquire knowledge.

It is when we forget ourselves that we do things that are most likely to be remembered.

It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.

It will do no good to get on the right track if you are headed in the wrong direction.

J

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

K

Keep your ideals high enough to inspire you and low enough to encourage you.

L

Language is a wonderful thing. It can be used to express our thoughts, to conceal our thoughts, or to replace thinking.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Leaders go down in history - some farther down than others.

Leadership has been defined as the ability to hide your panic from others.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate.

Life is complex: part real, part imaginary.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

M

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

The measure of man's real character is what he would do it he knew he would never get caught.

The mistake a lot of politicians make is forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.

The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.

The more you know, the more you know you ought to know.

N

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

No matter how far money goes, it still can't go as far as the next paycheck.

No matter how much I care, some people just don't care back.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

O

Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

One of the mysteries of life is how the boy who wasn't considered good enough to marry the daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

One reason folks get into trouble is that trouble usually starts out being fun.

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights fall down miserably on their duties.

The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

P

People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties.

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Practice makes perfect, so be careful what you practice.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

The quickest way to get a lot of undivided attention is to make a mistake.

People who wonder where the younger generation is headed for would do well to consider where it came from.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Q

R

The really productive ups and downs are getting up in the morning and down to work.

The reason we never see ourselves as others see us is that we'd never believe what we saw.

A reckless driver is a person who passes you on the highway in spite of all you can do.

S

Save time… see it my way.

Some people get lost in thought because it's unfamiliar territory.

Some people spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

A sure-fire formula for making a good speech: have a good beginning and a good ending-and keep them as close together as possible.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell.

T

Tact is the ability to close your mouth before somebody else wants to.

There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.

There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

There is nothing so comforting as the patter of little children's feet about a home, because the moment the sound stops one knows that they are up to something they shouldn't be.

There is nothing that upsets a person quite as much as having company drop in and see the house looking as it usually does.

There needs to be fewer Republican Senators and fewer Democratic Senators, and many more United States Senators.

Thinking is when your mouth stays shut and your head keeps talking to itself.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Those who complain about the way the ball bounces are usually the ones who dropped it.

Time may be a great healer, but it certainly is no beauty operator.

Trains stop at train stations
Buses stop at bus stations
On my desk is a workstation.

A true friend is one who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

U

Usually I try to take it one day at a time, but lately several have attacked me at once…

V

W

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

What most people want these days is less to do, more time to do it, and more pay for not getting it done.

When adults act like children, they are called silly. When children act like adults, they are called delinquent.

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

When our children are old enough not to say or do anything in public to disgrace us, they have reached an age when the things we do and say embarrass them.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of most women. Unfortunately, women seldom have lunch with wild horses.

With every right there is a responsibility. Just once, I wish someone would demand his responsibility.

A woman wants one man to meet her every need. A man wants every woman to meet his one need.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't want. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he DOES want.

Work is the easiest thing man has ever invented to escape boredom.

Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
And dance like no one's watching.

X

Y

Years wrinkle the skin, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.

You are only young once. After that, you have to think up some other excuse.

You can't keep people from having bad opinions about you, but you can keep them from being true.

You cannot build a reputation on the things you are going to do.

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them.

You only live once, but if you live right, once is enough.

Z

Misc.

Comment from a correspondent in Australia on the U.S. political scene: "Thank God you got the puritans while we only got the convicts."

15 December 2008

Merry Christmas

Christmas is fast approaching and i still dont have any idea of a gift that i would give to my friend, this is beacause of my busy schedule this past few weeks. must think of something fast....!!!

07 December 2008

14 November 2008

Moymoy and Roadfill

Moymoy and Roadfill or Moymoypalaboy are two filipino's hitting the youtube by storm and they being imitated by people around the world.(imitated but never duplicated)

here are the video of moymoypalaboy


i dont know who they are...

07 November 2008

Google Dev Fest

I'm at Google Dev fest at manila right now... the presentations are good but the internet connection(smartbro) is very poor and to think they are one of the sponsor of this event....

04 November 2008

Heroes: NBC unsatisfied with the new season, co-exec producers fired!

Big shakeup on the staff of NBC's "Heroes" came down on Sunday with the axing of co-exec producers Jesse Alexander and Jeph Loeb.

Both scribe-producers had been with the show since its first season and were known to have led the day-to-day production operation under the direction of creator/exec producer Tim Kring.

"Heroes," produced by Universal Media Studios, has struggled in the ratings its third season. It's understood that Alexander and Loeb were let go because of Peacock execs' frustration with the creative direction of the show. The show is also said to have been grappling with hefty budget overruns this season, that are going well beyond its already sizable $4 million per-seg pricetag.

Reps for NBC and UMS declined comment.

Source: Variety.com

29 October 2008

Attention MyDestiny Internet

DestinySucks copy.jpgThis is an open letter to MyDestiny Internet I'm having a very unreliable internet connection this past months i tried communicating with your CUSTOMER CARE group but to no avail.

Let me enumerate the problems I ALWAYS experience on your Tech Support

  1. Phone is either unattended(turned off) or just continues on ringing or it rings and after a few rings the call will be rejected.(busy tone after ring)
  2. if I'm lucky i will have a chance to talk to your tech support telling me things i already did even if said to them that i already did it (i think procedure but I'm not dumb i know what I'm doing)
  3. when I'm super lucky a Tech Support will come to our place and check our connection telling me your connection is OK all they have to do is just adjust something on the line. Just like hours back they told me that same thing again ok but after a few hours of fixing the problem here it is again the problem is BACK!!! (F***!)
  4. If i called on the evening and talk to a customer support they will ask me the usual question and after that they will tell me to follow-up on the following morning(WTH! I have to follow-up it in the morning. well it happened that i ask them to send a technical support on my place to check on my internet connection, I didn't follow-up in the following morning and guess what they also didn't follow-up and no technical support came in to check my connection that following day and the days after that... very convenient!)

anyway to cut the story short your customer service really sucks! sorry for the harsh words but this is what i feel, I think you should take care of your subscriber more. so as of right now i wont recommend your internet services....

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G1 The First Google Phone Out

The first Google phone is now out, it is called the G1.

Check it out here http://www.google.com/intl/en_us/mobile/android/hpp.html

26 October 2008

AToxic Project

we've been chasing the deadline since last week, so since last week i've been spending more time at the office finish my assigned work. sigh.... BAD TRIP AKO SA PROJECT MANAGER NAMIN!!!! WaLANG WENTA! she does not know how to manage a project...

13 October 2008

How I earned my first Google check in 3 months Part 1?

I got my first Google Adsense check 3 months after i started using it. and here is what i did.

At first I thought earning in Google Adsense is easy as 1 2 3. But It was not that easy. So what I did is search for way on how to earn using Adsense the first thing I've learned is that I have to generate traffic on my blog, so what did I do?

Here is a list on how I did publicize my blog

1. Add my Blog on the leading search engine I know

a. Google

b. Yahoo

c. MSN

2. I joined groups and forums. Here is a tip join a group or forum that is related to your blog topics

a. Google Group

b. Yahoo Group

3. Visit somebody else's blog and leave comments on his/her blog. And try to make friends with that publisher and ask if you can link exchange

To Be Continued…

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08 October 2008

Mark your spot With Google Map Maker

Map your place and be part of the Google Map Community.

Introducing the Google Map Maker you can use this tool to map your place and put information on places that you know. The information you put will be push in the Google Map Community so that other user can use it.

The best thing here is that the community is involve in producing the map data, in this process we the users are assured with the most accurate data on a map location

Here is how to use Google Map Maker:

Step 1: Goto http://www.google.com/mapmaker

Step 2: Sign-in to your google account or register if you don't have one

Step 3: Know your place and share your knowledge.

Here is how you do it.

1. Choose a tool you will use.

2. Mark your target location and Put the information

04 October 2008

Human Tetris

While i was browsing youtube for funny videos I came across this game show "Human Tetris" from Japan i got curious and watched the clip, and it was so funny. The rules are that the player should fit in a hole in the wall without falling into the water.

and i also found an Italian version of this but it was not that entertaining unlike the Japanese version

02 October 2008

My Only You Trailer

Sa lahat ng movie trailer na napanood ko dito ako asar na asar lalo na yun sa pang 26sec ng trailer ang corny ng joke!!! and ang sagwa pa ng pagka deliver!

Here is the clip watch and tell me your reaction

25 September 2008

Calvin's Hub

First of all i would like to greet Calvin's Hub a happy birthday and more traffic to come. In celebration to his first year anniversary Calvin's hub launch it's first contest and it is dubbed as "Calvin's Hub Domain Name Giveaway Contest" obviously the winner will get a free domain name and hopefully it comes with a free domain hosting too. :) so if you want to win your own Domain Name join now. oh before i forget please put me as your referral :) ..

visit : www.calvinshub.com

24 September 2008

This are the champions

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i now present to you the champions

left to right (LA, JOEY, FRED,WILSON, ROMMEL, RICHARD, PAOLO)

left to right (CHAMY our Model, ALEX, SIDNEY, COACH)

Champions Again

We went against an undefeated team in the championship on game 1 of our best of 3 series the blue team easily gets a win over us, after that lost we know that, thats it we will never win against them(blue team) and even some of my teammates gave in to the fact that we will never win against them.

On game 2 of our series after trailing so many points on the 1st 3 quarter of the game we manage to snatch a come from behind win against them and giving us hope that we can def eatable. so come game 3 of our series and saying to ourselves this is it, the last game of the series we never came this far to loose we must WIN thats our goal. Giving all our best for the 4 quarters of the game.

After the 1st quarter of the game we gain the upper hand having a 7 or so point lead against the blue team on the mid 2nd quarter the blue team manages to get a 2 point advantge but that did not discourage us still we manages to take the lead before the end of the 2nd quarter our point guard even manages to throw a buzzer beater shot from the mid court. after that our confidence grew and never look back...

ohh yeah champions again!!!!

want to know more check out calvin's hub

22 September 2008

Heroes' fourth volume named

Series creator Tim Kring lets slip the title of the next chapter of NBC's sci-fi hit, and it signals interesting times for our super friends.

The third chapter of Heroes has yet to begin, but anticipation is already palpable for it (TV.com previewed the excellent first half of the debut), largely in part to its mouthwatering title, "Villains."

The straightforward names of the volumes have always been a good indicator of what's in store for that chapter. Season one gave us "Genesis," which appropriately detailed the beginnings of these "ordinary people with extraordinary abilities." Season two was named "Generations," and focused on the family trees of the superpowered characters.

Everyone loves to hate a good baddie, and "Villains" will go with the flow and examine how people use their newfound powers for evil. But the third season will be more than just one chapter and is going to be split up into separate volumes (just as season two was supposed to before the writers' strike cut things short).

So what's it called? Tighten up your spandex costumes, because it sounds like things may not be looking too good for Claire, Peter, Hiro, and the other freaks of nature. Speaking with UK site Digital Spy (video courtesy of ODI and contains slight spoilers as well as funny accents) at the Edinburgh Television Festival, series creator Tim Kring revealed that "Villains" will run 13 episodes and that the second half of the season will run 12 episodes and be dubbed... "Fugitives." Don't bother pulling out your calculators--that's a 25-episode season three.

Kring shied away from detailing what volume four would be about, saying that even if he explained it, it wouldn't make any sense without having seen season three and would contain major spoilers for what is coming up in the series.

Kring also said that episode 10 is currently being filmed, and the final episode of "Villains" is now in the writers' hands. Season two was supposed to be three volumes, with "Villains" being the last and the second volume--which was axed because of the strike--titled "Exodus."

Among the other tidbits Kring divulged: Echo the mailman from the "Going Postal" webisodes will appear in "Villains," Heroes: Origins isn't completely dead and Kring wants to give it another shot, and Christopher Eccleston--who played the invisible man--may be returning if his schedule allows it.

Source: TV.com

20 September 2008

Dog's of my life

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this is tyra my Siberian husky, she's 1yr old. she's a super hyper dog

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this is peachie my Labrador retriever she's 4yrs old, and she is a lazy dog!

Prison Break, Dog Style

very smart dog

14 August 2008

Joke lang muna tayo wala akong maisip eh

Erap: (crying) doc called, Mom's dead.Zamora: condolence, sir.(after 2 minutes Erap cries even louder)Zamora: what now?Erap: my sister just called, her mom died too!
LOI: Regalo ko sa 'yo para sa ating anniversary, isang bagongcellphone.ERAP: Wow! Ang ganda!Namamasyal si Erap sa Greenhills, biglang nag-ring ang cellphone:LOI: Kamusta na Honey ang bago mong cellphone?ERAP: Mahusay! Ayos lang ang liit niya at napakalinaw ng datingng boses! Kaya lang mayroon akong gustong malaman.LOI: Ano yon?ERAP: Pa'no mo nalamang nasa Greenhills ako? :D
STANLEY HO: Mr. President, please accept this Mercedes Benz assign of my appreciation to you.ERAP: Sorry, I don't accept bribes.SH: I'll just sell it to you for P100.ERAP: Okay, I'll get two!
JACKIE( in labor) : DAD manganganak na yata ako.ERAP: Driver, itigil mo sa JOLLIBEE.LOI; MANGANGANAK NA NGA, JOLLIBEE KA PA.ERAP; DI BA 'FREE DELIVERY SA JOLLIBEE'?
Erap bumili ng AM radio. It took him a month to realize he couldplay it at night.
CABINET MEMBER: MR. PRES. OUR POPULATION GROWTH RATE ISALARMING. THERE IS ONE WOMAN GIVING BIRTH EVERY MINUTE.ERAP: WE HAVE TO STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY. LOOK FOR THAT WOMAN
Upon arriving in Mactan International Airport:REPORTER: Sir, may we ask how is our economy doing?ERAP: Bah malay ko! Sa business class ako naka-upo eh!
Man: Doc, help me uminom ako ng baygon.Doc: Bakit, magsusuicide ka?Man: Hindi. Nakalunok kasi ako ng buhay na ipis.Doc: Tange! Dapat kumain ka na lang ng tsinelas.
SHOWBIZ FUNNIES1. Salamat po sa Board of Judges. Ito na ho yata angpinakamaligaya kong pasko at manigong bagong taon sa inyonglahat.* MELANIE MARQUEZ'SACCEPTANCE SPEECH FOR WINNING BEST ACTRESS INA METRO FILMFEST
2. Successful naman ang libing ng nanay ko.*BABETTE VILLARUEL
3. "Sa tingin ko ang pinaka-asset ko sa mukha ko ay ugali!Mabait kasi ako eh"*MR. POGI CONTESTANT'S ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: ANO SA MUKHA MOANG PINAKA-ASSET MO?
4. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Ma. RosarioLiboon, I come from the beautiful city of Pangasinan...City!*SHE'S GOT THE LOOK CONTESTANT DURING THE PARADE OF CONTESTANTS
5. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am CarmelitaHernandez, I come from Pasay City and I want to be a medicine!*ANOTHER SHE'S GOT THE LOOK CONTESTANT DURING THE PARADE OFCONTESTANTS
6. BOY A: O Melanie, do you have any message to yourmother-in-law incase nanonood siya ngayon!MELANIE: You know what Kuya Boy, I have to speak in English causeshe cannot understand Tagalog. "You know what Mrs. Dee...I'velong been wanting to tell you this... Ang labo mo!"
7. OVERHEARD FROM A GIRL NA GALIT SA KARARATING NA BOYFRIEND SASTARBUCKS.GIRL: My God you're so late. Where did you...Where have you...Where do you...saan ka ba galing???
8. HOST: WHICH DO YOU PREFER: BLONDE OR DUMB?GIRL: DUMB NA LANG AT LEAST HINDI AKO MAPAGKAKAMALANG BLONDE!
9. DESSA AFTER SINGING A SPOT NUMBER IN A REGINE VELASQUEZCONCERT. DESSA APPARENTLY SANG A VERY VOCALLY CHALLENGING SONGAND AS EXPECTED,ENDED IT WITH A THROAT BREAKING NOTE.REGINE ENTERS.DESSA: O kala mo ikaw lang ang mataas ang boses. Kaya mo yun?REGINE: Eh ano ngayon, maganda ka ba?
10. SABRINA M. MAKES TARAY TO OSANG IN A TALK SHOW.SABRINA M: At least hindi naman ako katulad ng iba diyan naretokado ang boobs.OSANG: Hoy Sabrina, oo nga itong boobs ko retokado. Pero at leastang ngipin ko hindi pustiso tulad ng sa yo! Ooops huwag kangmagagalit baka malaglag yan sa sahig!
11. "I am inviting all the televiewers to watch our movie "14Going Steady" on the twenty-twoth of November...."(HAY NAKU, O SIYA....) -Nadia Montenegro
12. "Sana po'y panoorin natin ang The Life Story Of JulieVega...alam kong masaya si Julie ngayon dahil it's just aroundthe corner.(GAWIN DAW BANG CHRISTMAS SPIRIT SI JULIE?)-Nadia Montenegro-
13. Ano kasi , she is, I mean she was, kasi past tense na ngapala...SNOOKY ANSWERING A QUESTION FROM THE PANEL IN SEE-TRUE
14. PBA anchor : So sino sa tingin mo Arnie ang may appeal saiyong artista natin?
Arnie Tuadles (SLN): Si JEN siyempre!
Anchor: Sinong Jen?
Arnie T: Si JEN SABURIT.
15. SA GERMSPECIAL...debut ni Janice de Belen!
Kuya Germs: Happy Birthday Janice, Ana, may sasabihin ka pa?
Ana Margarita Gonzales (sister ni Kring-Kring): Ilan taon ka nangayon, Janice?
16. Lydia immediately after winning against PT Usha of Indiafor theCentury Dash.in 1984 Asian Games.
Reporter: What happened Lydia, mukhang bumanat ka sa ending.
Lydia: OO nga, mabilis siya, but you know, I ran and I fast!
17. Joey de Leon: Ano sa tingin mo ang katangian mo na iba samgakalaban mo?
Miss Gay Philippines Contestant: Unang-una, isa akong tunay naBabaengPilipina na handang maglingkod sa bayan. Alam ko na ang isangGay na katulad ko ay maaring maging halimbawa sa lipunan. OOnga kami'y pinagtatawanan subalit may karapatan din naman kamingmabuhay para hindilamang sa sarili kundi para sa mga taong aming mapaglilingkuran.
Joey: So Ano nga ang katangian iba sa iyo?
Contestant: Palangiti ako.
For Sale - Murang-mura - Kaya Lang ... (CLASSICS!! haha!)
1) Eyemo (3 pesos lang) gamot sa mata w/ 2 variants:pwedeng de-roll-on o kaya e de-spray.
2) Flashlight (5 pesos lang),solar-powered
3) Swatch watch (10 pesos lang),kaya lang ang batterya e batterya ng kotse.
4) Dictionary (5 pesos lang),mga 500 pages pero di naka-arrange alphabetically.
5) Computer Keyboard (20 pesos lang) brand new,2 klase: japanese or arabic characters yung nakalagay.
6)Electric Fan (10 pesos lang),ang elesi ay elesi ng helicopter.
sign on a DPWH excavation along the road: "Slow Men Down Working"
Along Sumulong Hi-way in Antipolo: EAU de TUBIG (Bottled waterstore)
Plate No. of one Pajero: STOLEN PLATE (Meaning somebody stolehis plateno. But it means otherwise to me!)

Ilaw ng Tahanan
Anak: Inay, Inay, tulungan po ninyo ako sa aking Assignment.Ina: (Aburido dahil maraming ina-asikaso) Ano ba iyon, Anak,bilisan mo ang pag-tanong at marami pa akong gagawin. IyangTatay mo hangga ngayon wala pa, wala pa tayong isa-saing.Anak: Eh, Inay sabi po ng titser namin ay ang Ina po angIlaw ng tahanan, tapos ang tanong niya ano po raw ang tawagsa Ama.Ina: (Aburido parin) Sabihin mo diyan sa Mam mo ang Amaay....Tiga Pundi ng Ilaw.
May isang Americano na umuwi ng Pilipinas para makilala niyaand penpal niya ng personal. Paglabas niya nang airport,nag-take siya nang bus na papunta sa lugar ng kaniyangka-penpal at sinabi niya ang address sa konduktor ng bus.
Pagdating doon sa lugar, huminto and bus at bumaba angAmericano. May nakita siyang bata na naglalaro sa kanto.Nilapitan niya ito at ipinakita ang litrato ng kaniyangpenpal.
Tiningnan ng bata ang litrato at agad na nakilala ng bataang babae.
"Si Ate Marissa, 'yan, eh!," ang sabi ng bata.
"Yes, it is Marissa. Do you know where she lives?", angtanong ng Americano
Nag-isip ang bata ng isasagot dahil hindi siya marunongmag-English.
Ang sinabi ng bata, "O.K., you liko-liko here, youliko-liko there,and then you liko-liko over there until you bundol thepader."
Nag-isip ang Americano ngayon kung ano ang kaniyangisasagot.Ang kaniyang sagot: "I didn't understand what you said,boy. Don't speak deep English, I'm only a high schoolgraduate in America."

07 August 2008

Busy Playing MTG

Lately been busy playing magic the gathering. the game is quite addicting. fortunately for me I'm not that busy doing anything else.. :)

29 July 2008

Ex-Google Engineer's Cuil

Ex-google engineers launched their own search engine last July 28 2008 called Cuil. They claim that they are the "Largest index of all search engines".

This is another search engine to look forward with.

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What is Cuil

Cuil's Philosophy

Cuil's goal is to solve the two great problems of search: how to index the whole Internet-not just part of it-and how to analyze and sort out its pages so you get relevant results.

Cuil's Features

We've created the world's biggest index, and we've also developed useful features to help you search. They're simple to use and help you explore the variety and complexity of the Web.

Cuil's Management

Cuil's team has a long history in search. We've worked on every major breakthrough since search began. Now we've come together to bring you the next generation in search.

20 July 2008

Amazing Video : 2 guys and a Lion

This is the beauty of nature at work...

16 July 2008

Get Exchange rate using Google

Did you know you can convert your currencies to another currencies using google search here's how.

Sample 1:

Sample 2:

08 July 2008

Make Blogger in Draft your default Dashboard

if you want to make the Draft Blogger to be your default blogger dashboard all you have to do is go to http://draft.blogger.com and follow the illustration below.

To revert back to default blogger dashboard just unchecked the box.

06 July 2008

Funny: Wii Sex Toy


This is recreation hehhehe...

05 July 2008

Gas Tumaas!

Bad trip! talaga tumaas nanaman yun Gas, every week na lang walang humpay na pag taas! Kung ang 500 pesos ko dati na Gas ay umaabot ng 15-16 liters ngayon pahirapan pa umabot ng 8 Liters. Katulad na lang kahapon nag pa gas ako ng 500 well umabot naman ng 8 liters pero nun gabi na nabalitaan ko na tatas nanaman yun gas patay na malamang 7 liters na lang a 500 pesos ko.. kainis...

04 July 2008

Meet the "MBS TS DEV"

Meet the Microsoft Business Solution: Team Trainning Studio Developers


Meet the boss Roschelle aka 2Pak siya ang boss namin na malupit, siya rin ang pinaka maliit sa group pero diba walang malaki na nakakapuwing. kaya malupit ito.. hehehe... right boss? ION PA!!!


Meet Maureen(mow-rin) aka Mau she is a sweet and kikay girl and sexy! hehe laging my stock ng food kaya di kami nagugutom hehe..


Meet Chan aka Chan 'd Manyak. di raw sya poser pero poser siya talaga. lagi mo siya makikita na my DS sa kamay although this past 3-4 weeks di ko nakita na ginamit niya yun. at laging my dalang mineral water hehehe...

Meet Rommel aka laging maaga wehehehe... i dont know kung ano ilalagay ko dito kasi ako ito eh i'll ask my team kung ano magandang description sa akin hehhee...


Meet Jeanne Paul /JP aka: Van Damme, the rocker in the group. hindi siya poser totoong tao siya and basta trip niya rin why not. ay meron pa pala siyang aka pa "The Project Terminator" so beware hehehe... peace...


meet ryan aka the singing ang dancing programmer tahimik pero wag ka malupit ito. lahat ng mga latest na news basta my gusto ka malaman tanongin mo lang siya at sasagutin ka niya.. pero high blood din ito minsan hahhaa lalo na kay Rabboy

Dahil sobrang sipag namin, Lahat kami PUYAT!!! wehehhehe..

25 June 2008

Manny Pacquiao vs David Diaz Live at Sopcast and TVU

Pacquiao vs Diaz

Manny Pacquiao vs David Diaz Live at Sopcast and TVU player or Other Online Streaming Tools

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18 June 2008

NEWS : Ces Drilon and others set free

Ces Drilon and her cameramen and Prof. Dinampo were released by her captors today with the help of Senator Loren Legarda and her team.

13 June 2008

Watch the NBA 2008 Finals ( Boston Celtics vs LA Lakers ) Live at Sopcast

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NBA 2008 Finals Result

  • Game 1 : LAL 88, BOS 98 - Final
  • Game 2 : LAL 102, BOS 108 - Final
  • Game 3 : BOS 81, LAL 87 - Final
  • Game 4 : BOS 97, LAL 91 - Final
  • Game 5 : BOS 98, LAL 103 - Final
  • Game 6 : @ BOSTON VS LA LAKERS


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12 June 2008

A Hectic Month / week

tagal ko na rin di nakapag post ng personal post ko. well it's been a hell of a week/month for me there are so many up's and down there are problems but nothing i can't manage(pag my problema itutulog ko na lang.), but I'm still here. Been busy working on our software release on Tuesday next week for sure OT nanaman ito.

Some of the things that I've been learning this past few weeks is playing "Magic the Gathering" thanks to my officemate, for teaching me this new addiction! hehehhe...

Hopefully the following week will be a much better week for me and hope we can release the software without any problems.

anyway time to sleep.. Good night.. or should i say good morning!

11 June 2008

Watch Game 3 of the Boston Celtics vs LA Lakers Live at SOpcast

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After winning taking 2-0 lead of the series the Boston Celtics will go to Staple Center to face the home team La Lakers.

The La Lakers has not yet lose on their home court since the playoff started.


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09 June 2008

Amazing and Funny Videos

Amazing light saber fighter girls from china showing amazing talent.

Whoever Edited this did a great job.


Kapatid ata ito ni Jenina San Miguel wahahhaa....

TIPS FOR A BETTER LIFE

  1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you
    walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.
  2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy
    a lock if you have to.
  3. When you wake up in the morning complete the
    following statement, 'My purpose is to __________ today.'
  4. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat
    less food that is manufactured in plants.
  5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries,
    wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.
  6. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
  7. Don 't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy
    vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot
    control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
  8. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and
    dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
  9. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
  10. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
  11. Don 't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
  12. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to
    disagree.
  13. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the
    present.
  14. Don 't compare your life to others. You have no idea
    what their journey is all about.
  15. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
  16. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In
    five years, will this matter?'
  17. Forgive everyone for everything.
  18. What other people think of you is none of your
    business.
  19. Time and love heals almost everything.
  20. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
  21. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick.
    Your friends will. Stay in touch.
  22. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you
    need.
  23. Each night before you go to bed complete the
    following statements: I am thankful for __________. Today I accomplished
    _________.
  24. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
  25. Don't forget to smile after reading this.

05 June 2008

Watch Game 1 of the Boston Celtic vs LA Lakers

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Watch Game 1 of the NBA Finals between the Boston Celtics vs LA Lakers live at Sopcast and TVU...

The Boston Celtics and the LA Lakers renew their finals rivalry. This is trully a very good rivalry to watch

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How to Enable Flash on FireFox Portable

[How to Enable Flash on FireFox Portable]

Windows only: You're in Internet Explorer-only IT lockdown, so of course you're using portable Firefox—but you don't have rights to run the Flash installation program to hook up flashy web pages in the 'fox. Luckily, when you're on a computer that already has Flash installed, you can enjoy Flash on the go with a simple trick that enables Flash in Firefox Portable.
  1. Copy these two files: flashplayer.xpt and NPSWF32.dll from the default install directory (usually c:\Windows\system32\Macromedia\Flash\)
  2. Paste them in the following folder in your portable installation of Firefox \App\firefox\plugins\
  3. Restart Firefox and check out a page with Flash content on it.Got any other Firefox Portable tweaks that make life in IT lockdown more bearable

01 June 2008

Arnel Pineda

Many Filipino today are making name for themselves on the international entertainment like Arnel Pineda the vocalist of the band Journey.

Arnel Pineda is the 2nd Filipino to guess in the Ellen Degeneres show..

Top post of the Week from LifeHacker

A good post from Lifehacker.com

  • Read Full Magazines for Free, With or Without an iPhone
    "Digital magazine provider Zinio offers up the current issues of 20 magazines-including Popular Mechanics, PC Magazine, and U.S. News & World Report-for free full-page browsing by iPhone users."
  • Do More with Your Webcam with Free Tools
    "The webcam that came packaged with your computer system can do a whole lot more than just let you video chat. With the right tools, you can turn your webcam into a watchful surveillance tool, a face recognition-enabled computer login utility, a time-lapse movie-maker, and more."
  • Top 10 Additions to Your Phone's Contact List
    "Nearly every new webapp on the block offers some kind of text message integration, but not all of them are the kind you'll want to keep on every phone you own."
  • Five Best Start Pages
    "Whether you use it to keep up to date on the latest news or as a launching point for the rest of your browsing, you want to find a solid start page to fit your surfing habits."
  • Protect Your Stolen Mobile Phone
    "You've synced your email, address book, and calendar to your fancy smartphone, which has internet access, photos, and videos on it, too-but how do you keep a thief from ringing up your bill, or worse, stealing your identity using your phone?"
  • Dual Boot or Run Windows in a Virtual Machine?
    "I know I can either dual boot Windows with Boot Camp, or run Windows on my Mac with virtualization software like VMware Fusion or Parallels Desktop. Which is better?"
  • Enable Google Contact Sync Without an iPhone or iPod Touch
    "If you don't have an iPhone or iPod touch, unlocking Google contact sync isn't worth paying hundreds of dollars for the device. A simple system tweak can turn it on for you."
  • Track Your Fitness Progress with Free Tools
    "You don't need to plunk down $90 for a Wii Fit to track your progress toward a healthier body-even if that downhill skiing game looks mighty fun. If you're trying to curb unnecessary calories and stick to an exercise plan, there are tons of free applications that want to see you succeed."
  • Become the Memorial Day Grill Master
    "Memorial Day marks the start of the serious grilling season, and there's no better weekend to try your hand at outdoor cooking, or bolster your established grill master game."

Will Work for Food


i really hate frogs. but this is a funny picture


31 May 2008

Watch Game 6 of the Boston Celtics vs Detroit Piston Live at Sopcast

Watch Game 6 of the Boston Celtics vs Detroit Piston Live at Sopcast

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30 May 2008

Watch Game 5 of the San Antonio Spurs vs LA Lakers

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The LA Lakers are looking to close out their series against the Defending Champion San Antonio Spurs.

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29 May 2008

Watch Game 5 of the Boston Celtics vs Detroit Piston

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28 May 2008

Watch Game 4 of the Lakers vs Spurs Live at Sopcast

UPDATED....

The San Antonio is looking to tie the series on Game 4 of the NBA Western Conference Finals. While the Lakers is looking to bounce back from a 19pt llost against the Spurs

Watch the LA Lakers vs San Antonio Spurs game 4 Live at Sopcast or TVU

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